Posts with tag skivvies

We admit, when we read the AP headline, our first thought was that Larry Birkhead had descended to a new low: buying lingerie for his tiny 1 year old daughter, Dannielynn to wear.

Like the kid isn't going to have enough problems without Daddy sexing her up before puberty. Before toddlerhood. Before potty-training!

Fortunately (we're speaking relatively here -- you have to look at the big picture) Larry purchased the pink bustier and white negligee that Anna Nicole wore in a Playboy shoot as memorabilia, to help Dannielynn remember her late mother.

Back in December we brought you breaking news of David Beckham's (probably enhanced) Armani underwear ad campaign. Today those bulge-er-iffic images were finally revealed to the public at large -- 70-feet tall and plastered on the side of a building in San Francisco.

Best of all, Beckham was on hand to show off his man meat sign photos of the ads, making his legions of female admirers ever crazier than they were already. To witness the hysteria, plug your ears and play the video above, and to check out the images inducing international female lust, click through to the gallery.

Sure, the ads look great and everything, but honestly people: relax, they're just skivvies.

Ponder, for a moment, the shape of your backside. For most guys, this is something we're not normally focused on, assuming since pre-adolescence that the only part of our abdomen where size matters is the section you can't show on TV -- ever, not even on HBO.

But what if firm, hearty buttocks are just as important as the girth of your manly bits? Should you start exercising -- or eating lots of junk food hoping the weight won't wind up in your thighs?

You could. Or you grab yourself a pair of Andrew Christian underwear. The designer's latest line utilizes "Flashback - Butt Lifting Technology," which, as the name suggests, lifts and contours your dudely derriere. This, according to the product page, means up to 1" of extra ass with "no embarrassing padding, hidden cups or straps."

This sounds great and all, but let me tell you something. If you have even considered putting pads in your skivvies, there is no chance you will date anyone ever again.