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You know those amazingly embarrassing moments that you swear only happen to you? Like when you realized you had toiler paper stuck to the bottom of your shoe long after you were out of the bathroom? You probably thought that stuff only happened to us common folk -- that is, until you saw these amusing images of supermodel Gisele in today's Daily Mail.

The photos show Gisele jiggling her woman junk while her tag flaps free on the set of friend Lukas Haas' "Come On" video. Long dreamy legs sure, but Gisele is just as klutzy as the rest of us. Minus, you know, her amazing looks.

Also just wanted to note Haas is also ex Leonardo DiCaprio's bestie and is now a mutual friend of both. Awkward.

According to NY Mag, the superest supermodel Gisele Bundchen will be putting her bling up for sale at the infamous Christie's on October 15.

Reports state that some of the gems come from the ex-factor. That's right, she's giving away some of the loot that Leo gave her including a colored diamond ring worth about $20,000 and a diamond pendant necklace worth a whopping $150,000. Alongside these precious gifts, Gisele will also be auctioning two giant diamonds that, together, will reportedly go for as much as $4 million.

And in her true giving spirit, Gisele will be donating all proceeds to a nonprofit that aids African diamond mining countries. Touché Leo, touché.

You know, we never thought Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady would last this long. Especially, after that whole baby mama drama incident with Bridget Moynahan and Tom (ahem, Tom left her while she was pregnant for Gisele).

But the Brazilian supermodel and NFL superstar have weathered the storm, and to celebrate, Gisele is creating a super special calendar for her man's birthday on August 4th. Vogue UK reports, "She has got some racy lingerie shots, a birthday cake shot for August - and the expected picture of her in knee socks and his jersey!"

Eh, it's not really original. Considering, well, a sneak peak of the photos can probably be seen in last month's issue of GQ: disheveled hair. intense gazes, and lots of exposed tan skin. However, we imagine he'll flip over it. Just like every other blue-blooded man in America wishing they could switch places with him. If only for a day...

It's hard being rich and beautiful.

Just ask Gisele Bundchen.

The former Victoria's Secret Angel is being sued by a carpenter who injured himself after falling off a staircase in her New York apartment where he was doing work. The poor man suffered a fractured shoulder, broken ribs and herniated spinal discs thanks to his tumble.

No word if the accident had anything to do with the fact that the carpenter was trying to catch a peep of the Brazilian babe, while her football boyfriend Tom Brady wasn't around.

Just kidding! We don't want to get sued by anyone either. Although if we had as much money as Gisele, we wouldn't be sweating the legal fees too much.

[via Reuters]

Fact or fiction:

Gisele Bundchen will be kickin ass and taking names alongside Mike Myers in the upcoming Austin Powers film.

Uh, we're not sure. But according to the Boston Globe, the 27-year-old model-actress-whatever has supposedly read through the script and will meet with director Jay Roach and Mike Myers in the near future for the part.

Last year, at the Metropolitan Museum of Art's annual gala, I got into a huge fight with supermodel Gisele Bundchen. The Brazilian bombshell thought I was trying to make a move on her man, Tom Brady. Things got heated quickly, and the 5'11 stunner hurled red wine in my direction -- completely ruining my vintage Dior couture gown. Upset and embarrassed, I fled back to Texas -- never to return to New York again.

Syke! But if I did get into a fierce catfight like the one I just made up, I hope I'm wearing a beautiful Sara Berman evening gown.

For anyone who only watches football for the tight pants, this could just be your lucky day. Rumor is that Tom Brady, quarterback for the New England Patriots, is going to strip down to his undies for a new Calvin Klein campaign.

This kind of ad campaign isn't rocket science -- aimed at either dudes who think they'll look hot and manly like Tom Brady in a new pair of Calvins, or at the women in their life who buy them underwear. Regardless, Brady will bank on this one -- scoring a reported seven figures for what will amount to a couple of hours standing around in his skivvies.

The real question is: how will Tom match up to David Beckham's recent ads for Armani? Sure, they're both ripped, good looking, blah blah blah. But the soccer star was looking rather rotund in his nether regions -- and it'd sure be embarrassing for Tom (and Gisele!) if his Calvin shoot didn't, uh, measure up.

I didn't really care who won the Super Bowl. I guess it would've been nice to see the Patriots get their perfect season (and anything is better than watching the Giants win), but all in all I was only half-interested.

However that was before I knew what was at stake. Apparently there was a rumor circulating that Gisele Bundchen, the uber-attractive supermodel girlfriend of New England quarterback Tom Brady, would run naked through the street of Time Square if the Patriots had won the game.

Naked! Gisele! In the streets!

Were the Patriots aware of this? How could they have possibly lost the game knowing what was on the line? Or, on the other hand, maybe they did know, and the additional pressure was simply too much to bear -- which led to their unfortunate performance on Sunday.

Truth be told, Gisele's agent is claiming she never made the promise, so it's likely that even if the Pats did pull through, we wouldn't have seen any streaking supermodels. Regardless, this is a sad day -- for New England fans, for Gisele fans, and for fans of public nakedness.

I guess there's always next year.

If you're one of those guys who likes to play dress up with you girlfriend's makeup bag while she's at work, you're going to be happy with this news. For the rest of us, it's just kind of disturbing -- I sometimes have trouble with even putting on lip balm. That fateful day has finally arrived dear friends, Clinique is now marketing makeup for men.

Clinique M Cover is a natural looking foundation that hides unsightly blemishes, shaving nicks, and even those dark circles under your eyes from things like hangovers -- or even long nights spent crying over blowing the perfect season, Tom Brady.

If you are ever caught purchasing, applying or wearing this stuff, prepare to get seriously made fun of. Where do you go to purchase this kind of product, the men's makeup counter? I hope they at least have the decency to place it in a opaque bag where no one can see what it is, like other shameful products.

See for yourself.

If you're a Patriots fan, you're probably cheering at the touchdown they just scored (we're not, we happen to be in San Diego right now). It's partially due to quarterback Tom Brady, supposedly the best player on the best team in the NFL. You may admire him, you may aspire to him, but let's face it, you will never be him. About the best you can do is wear the Tom Brady Limited Edition Movado Series 800 Watch, which is inspired by the quarterback's "impeccable timing on the field." The watch features Swiss manufacture, a textured dial, and a Kevlar reinforced XtremeResin strap.

Tom Brady Limited Edition Movado Series 800 Watch is $2,500.

His personal life may be a bit chaotic (handling both the pregnant actress ex-girlfriend and the Victoria' Secret model currently on his arm) but there is no denying that Tom Brady is both a good quarterback and a handsome man. Although some sports fans may find him to be a bit of a pretty boy he's rugged enough for Stetson Cologne. They've signed him up to be the latest face of their ad campaign.

Gossip columnists Rush & Molloy recently reported that Brady refused at first to put on the iconic Stetson cowboy hat. Strange since he didn't seem to mind donning a cowboy hat for Bruce Weber in the pages of GQ.