Posts with tag twins

The stars rule the stars. So what's in store for your favorite celeb? Find out in our regular feature, Ho'roscope. The glamor, the sex, the money troubles can all be understood through the astrological powers that really run Hollywood.

The other night we were watching the latest Tim Gunn's Guide to Style. The makeover candidate was being inexplicably bitchy to Tim and Gretta, so we already were disinclined to like her.

We were forced to further downgrade her when, while passing through the jeans section of Neiman Marcus, Gretta pointed out Joe's Jeans and this wench said, "Don't know Joe, don't want to." Clearly she's a fool!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were recently named by Vanity Fair as the Best Dressed Couple of 2008, which is pretty impressive since they spent a good portion of this year in hospital gowns.

According to FameCrawler the celebrity couple "beat out Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore and fashion don't Victoria and David Beckham."

Ashton Kutcher? Did Vanity Fair get Punk'd?

Speaking of the Jolie-Pitts, did you know that they had twins? It's true!

Angelina Jolie has been making headlines all week. Of course, she is a walking headline every week, and whenever she and Mr. Brad Pitt show themselves the crowds go wild. We feel their pain.

When not comparing baby bumps with costar Jack Black (key player in Twin-Gate), who is also expecting (well, his wife is), she is making the rounds at Cannes to promote their new animated film Kung Fu Panda. Oh, and she is having some fun with the media. Why not?

Angelina is a sucker for tattoos. Apparently, she's got at least 13 known tatts -- not including the couple that she's had removed -- like the "Billy Bob" tattoo on her left shoulder. If any of you have been stumped by the weird mess of letters and numbers occupying the real estate that used to belong to Thornton, they're not hieroglyphics. They're actually a little nerdier/cooler than that.

According to the Sydney Morning Herald, they're the map coordinates of where each of her four children were born -- you know latitude, longitude, minutes, all that junk. Apparently, geotagging geeks the world over are all excited about Jolie inking 2 more coordinates on her shoulder so they can look them up on Google Earth.

The 61st Cannes Film Festival is underway, and a very pregnant Angelina Jolie is on hand to promote her new animated flick, Kung Fu Panda. And, while she didn't give too much away about the film in an interview with co-star Jack Black, another secret was revealed, or, rather, confirmed -- she and Brad Pitt are expecting twins. To Angie's credit, she reacted gracefully to Jack spilling the baby beans -- check out the video here.

But hey, this is a style blog, so let's talk about how she looked (besides being pregnant), shall we?

Dear Argyle,

We still love you. We enjoy you on our feet and also in a light sweater. We have nothing but respect for you and your timeless style. Please do not be offended by the following review.

Yours,
Styledash

Mark Twain said, "Golf is a good walk spoiled," and he may have been on to something, especially if the club he was playing at had a strict dress code. Especially if he was a woman.

The Olsen twins didn't want to ruin their stylist, Estee Stanley's wedding by attracting too much attention from the paparazzi, so they did what anyone trying to look inconspicuous would do -- they put on Carver Masks (thank you Nip/Tuck for providing us with two straight seasons of Carver nightmares).

For what seems like a thousand years, the Internets are all abuzz with news that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant (four months pregnant, in fact). While her publicists keep denying the obvious, the singer's mom apparently can't keep a secret -- at all -- recently telling gossip mags that her daughter is having twins. Hooray!

In celebration of J Lo's impending pair of offspring, here's some fun stuff from Be The Tees that she can use once the little ones arrive.

The I Love My Twin Brother or I Love My Twin Sister tops aren't exactly style-central, so I highly discourage any adults from wearing these. However, they'd be freakin' adorable on a pair of babies.

And, after she finally decides to validate the rumors, Jennifer can proudly declare to the world that "I'm Not Fat, I'm Pregnant!" with this amusing top, also from Be The Tee. Again, not the coolest-looking thing I've ever seen, but being pregnant (or a child) is a great excuse to make all sorts of unfortunate fashion choices you otherwise wouldn't be able to get away with.