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Some celebrities, and especially some celebrity kids, have funny names.

But it could have been worse.

Sarah Palin named her kids Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper. Click here to find out what Sarah Palin would have named you.

If Sarah Palin had been Gisele's mom, Gisele would have been Flack Gobbler Palin. We tried the Palin namer on some celebrity kids below:

Lourdes - Molten Contra Palin
Maddox - Turbine Yukon Palin
Zahara - Pistol Tanker Palin
Suri - Bang Walmart Palin
Apple - Bash Budweiser Palin
Dakota - Taupe Armageddon Palin

Have fun kids. Don't eat yellow snow.
Love, Krinkle Bearcat Palin

Apparently the influence of vampire slayers lives forever, at least in England. Joss Whedon's beloved cult tv show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which ran from 1997 to 2003, is now being "blamed" for droves of women leaving the Church of England for Wicca.

According to the New York Post, Buffy's themes of female empowerment appeal to young women. Ladies find the Wicca religion, which they apparently just discovered on the show, attractive because women play a central role in the rituals.

Women who lead? What a groundbreaking concept! Leave it to those Brits to ferret out Whedon's "secret" avante garde gender and religion politics, and only five years after the fact. Brilliant!

No word on whether the his n' her's purple robes with gold embroidered pentagrams play any part in the Buffy/Wicca recruiting process, but we'd join just for the chance to make out with Willow.