Mel's suits are probably worth more than our car, but they always look cheap. That, combined with his 90s-esque poofy hair and super-cheesy, "I swear I'm not about to launch into a racist tirade" grin, and he looks like he should be trying to sell us used Hyundai sedans or swamp land in Florida. (RELATED: It could be worse, some celebs get naked...to save the animals. Weird!)