Snooze again. Okay last time I promise.
Stumble to the shower. It doesn't matter that I only have five minutes. I will still sing "Let It Go" from "Frozen" as I shampoo my hair.
How fast can I do my foundation?
Okay, time for some concealer. Oh good lord, those bags under my eyes! And that huge zit that just popped up. Let's cover that baby up right now.
Move on to the mascara. Is that a sneeze coming on? Please don't sneeze it will ruin my life.
I think I'm going to try a new lipstick shade today!
Oh for the love of nail polish, I forgot to brush my teeth before doing my lipstick.
Blow dryer, it's time.
It never looks as good when I do it. I guess I'll hit fix with a curling iron? Am I holding this too long? Is my hair burning?
And we're out the door! Wait, did I turn off my curling iron?
Nailed it! Appliances are off. Now, I pretend I just woke up like this. #Flawless
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