The first thing we thought when we saw this photo Beyoncé Instagrammed yesterday was "Wait, what? Beyoncé and Jay Z's child is already walking?" (Somehow it's been almost two years since she-Blue Ivy, in case you'd forgotten that ever-so-mundane name-was born. How has it already been two years since she was born?)

The second thing we thought? "HOLY JACKET." That thing is amazing.

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Yes, there are the tough leather and studs and the whole adult-things-worn-by-tiny-people heartstring tug. But really it's the bold "MISS BLUE CARTER" customization that makes the jacket so awesome, even enough to distract us from those thimble-sized floral Doc Martens on her feet.

The jacket's aggressive "THIS IS MY JACKET NOT YOURS" message is sassy, fierce, diva-ish (in all the best ways)-just like Beyoncé. Which makes us want it. Fortunately for us, they do make things like this in large human sizes, as fashion editor/man-about-town Derek Blasberg found out himself. If you're in New York City and can pop by the Nike Stadium MFG store to customize something like it, we suggest you do. If not, you could always go the trusty J.Crew monogramming route-and maybe add a glue gun and some studs for extra attitude. It's what Blue Ivy Carter would do. (Or is she just Blue Carter, now? No Ivy?)

Photo Credit: Instagram

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