Anyone else as excited (slash weirdly nervous) about Vanity Fair's upcoming "take down" profile on Gwyneth Paltrow?

We've been following the juicy drama surrounding it and Gwyneth's supposed feud with the magazine-and it's just been revealed that said "take down" may involve a certain blonde old-school supermodel once referred to as "The Body."

A few "Miami society sources" told Page Six that Vanity Fair writer Vanessa Grigoriadis has been asking them about Paltrow's "friendship" (read: sexy affair) with Miami billionaire Jeff Soffer, who has been married to Elle Macpherson since August (perhaps leggy and blonde is his type?). The affair Grigoriadis is said to be looking into allegedly began in 2008 (a year before Soffer began dating Macpherson), when Soffer reopened the Fountainbleu Hotel. Paltrow apparently wore a "revealing little white dress" to the resort's reopening and further speculation was sparked at a Victoria's Secret party there, when Soffer and Paltrow were "closed off in a private section."

This site has generally been pretty pro-Gwyneth and the actress recently said cheating wasn't a dealbreaker for her, so, whatevs, right? If this is true, Soffer was lucky to have had her.

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